Tim Urban Under the 'Bubble' Label and Management Team

Could it just be a coincidence that Tim Urban's performance was superb tonight?  Hours after I brought him onto my label... took him under the wings of my management expertise and well as moved him into my boudoire... and he got 4 excellent reviews and the only EVER judge that ran around to give a contestant a hug (and it was Ellen, who's a lesbian, so it's not that she wanted to get all up on him and do her business)... It's no coincidence... it's now a pattern...since it was this time last year with Kris Allen that he shot to fame with my help.

See you at home, Tim.  Get your clothes laid out for tomorrow and get your homework done....

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