- That Valentine's Day was placed in February... just in case single people recovered from the lonliness that Christmas and New Year's unleashed upon them?
- That the inventor of the spork is a wealthy man, while Eric Schleifer, inventor of the 'foon' lives in his Mother's attic in Ft. Wayne, Indiana?
- When a piece of cheese falls into the crevice in between your counter and refrigerator, causing you to spend the next several months wondering what's happening to it?
- When your seeing eye dog goes blind?
- When you sense it was satan, not nature or nurture, that shaped your child?
- How efficient and useful the internet is for stalkers?
- How Muzak manages to extract the few remaining shards of soul that still exist in already lifeless songs?
- When the digital highway signs reads "Normal Traffic Conditions" as you sit in bumper-to-bumper traffic?
- Finding the mail addressed to the previous tenant more interesting than your own?
- When all your Cracker Jacks have melted into one big Jack?
- Learning the hard way that 'Lesbo' is not an appropriate word?
- That your 3-year-old mimics everything that your 5-year-old does... and presently, your 5-year-old is stabbing your stereo speakers with a fork?
- Wondering if the guy that prepared your meal is the same one that scribbled 'shove it' on the sign that says "All Employees Must Wash Hands After Using Restroom"?
No comments:
Post a Comment