The Smooth Styles of JC Penney's

What a life... how about these three silly bitches... lying around on the beach in their missy's separates... First of all, who wears heels to the beach... and white, at that (I can only assume that it's after Easter and before Labor Day)... and didn't do a thing to their hair but put a babushka on they nappy heads... and were they having some sort of lesbian romp and had to get up quickly and put on pieces of the other bitch's clothing or was that intentional to dress inter-wovenly?  Shit... where are the husbands that condone this sort of thing?  And how do I get one that would let me carouse about like this?

In this ad, the only thing that's going to 'happen' when this guy wears this outfit, is people are going to piss their pants laughing and he may get beaten about the head and neck for his lack of taste in clothing.  This is the 70's answer to the 80's color-block style.  And what's with that collar?  Yikes!  Really?  You're going to walk out of the house (let alone inside) with that shirt on?