It Stands To Reason

I'm guessing that the published car insurance rate in this ad is not so accurate any more... especially after this silly bitch, riding on the cliff side of a winding road, has her head out the window (while driving) like a Labrador Retriever... tongue flapping in the wind... the road being the last thing she's looking at.  Surely, she must have driven off the cliff.

People down here are bad drivers, to say the least.  You either have the old people who are driving some sort of land-yacht, like a 1979 Lincoln Town Car... or you have the young and zippy in their BMW's, trying to get around the old people.  Sadly for the zippy ones... the weight of the Lincoln beats out a BMW any day... plus, they used real metal to make them back then.  And it's pretty much a given that the blue-hairs won't even realize they've hit anything and will keep going.

I loved the cars of the seventies... besides the real metal, you had rich colors, nice trim, white-walled tires and dice just looked better hanging from a rear-view mirror in cars back then than from a new Accord now.  Plus, when you mashed on the gas, you went somewhere and people got out of your way.  Those were the days... cars were big, insurance was inexpensive, no one cared that your V-8 was burning up the atmosphere and gas was cheap.  Let the good times roll.