I think it was the red cowboy outfit that was the start of my shame spiral to gaydom.
- When I was around 8 or 9, I was riding my purple-specked, banana-seated, long-handlebarred bike and ran right into the front bumper of a dark brown Dodge Scamp... and chipped my tooth. It's still chipped.
- I took piano lessons for a few months as a kid. I didn't have the patience to practice and have a bit of an ear for music, so I would memorize the songs instead of sight reading music. I can still remember some of the songs.
- I lost my virginity when I was 20 in a Red Roof Inn in Philadelphia. That was when I tried clawing my way back up my shame spiral to gaydom but, alas, I slipped and fell... a lot.
Weren't you wearing that outfit last weekend?
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