Dead-on Balls Center...

There have been many important scriptures over time... The Bible, The Torah, Dead Sea Scrolls... and, of course, Entertainment Weekly Magazine... the ultimate source of trashy Hollywood gossip, which I read (as 'religiously' as an Agnostic can) weekly. Well, look who has made it into the bullseye section... and right in the dead center... my bf, Kris... This is an honor that rates higher than receiving the Nobel Peace Prize, the Purple Heart AND/or a free trip to Disney!