Friday, May 1, 2009

Yet Another Long-lost Sibling Pops Up....




I know that my genetic history has been difficult to explain and more is to come next week in the saga, but I just opened the mail today and received a letter and picture from my long-lost sister. She is a troubled and twisted soul, having been left for dead in the bathroom at the Sunoco station on Carson Street when she was only a baby... she was picked up by a band of gypsies and spent most of her childhood as a Carnie... traveling from Carnival sideshow to sideshow... entertaining young and old as the hairy chested psychic, Esmerelda and filling in at the funnel cake stand. After a brief stint on the Psychic Network and the cosmetics counter at Woolworth in Oil City, she now works for Lee Press-on Nails in Raliegh. Here, we see her in her native Gypsy garb, sporting this season's hottest lipstick color, 'Vagabond Hussy Rouge'.

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