Kennywood's Open

If you are a native Pittsburgher, you know that there are two things that someone could mean if they said to you "Kennywood's open"... one means possible hours of fun riding up and down, screaming... going fast and slow, round and round... and the other means 'the amusement park is open'. See... the previous meaning indicates that your zipper is down. I had someone in L.A. tell me 'Kennywood's open', and with the same Pittsburgh instinct that it came out of his mouth, I immediately went for my zipper. Which meaning is more fun is totally up to you.