DOCTOR TO PATIENT: "Mr. Smith, we were a little off on our estimation of how long you have to live... instead of 13 months, it was supposed to be 13 minutes."
FIREMAN TO HOMEOWNER: "Ma'am, we put out the fire on 80% of your home."
FORMER PRES. BUSH TO THE CITIZENS: "I think there are weapons of mass destruction."
Ok, maybe the last one was a bad example (lol), but there isn't any profession where it is more widely accepted that you didn't do your job like a weather forecaster... maybe the new symbol of weather should be changed to "W".
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